releasings:

my favourite hobby is not wearing pants

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expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

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There’s nothing wrong with sex, people.

fuckjuliecortnum:

otherillusions:

claireruns:

thechroniclesofrin:

- Having sex every day. 
- Saving sex for your wedding night. 
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex. 
- Hating sex. 
- Being loud. 
- Being quiet.

The only thing wrong with sex?

When it’s not consensual.

Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.

Reblogging again because this post is so important. 

This

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fiercezucchini:

those feelings when you want a relationship

but you don’t

but you do

but you don’t

cramp:

cramp:

the best part of being in a relationship is sharing food

just kidding, even if we are in a relationship I’m not sharing food

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j-groffy:

treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins 

Anonymous asked: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

vintagegal:

Disney’s Cinderella (1950)

  • student: can i borrow a pencil
  • teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
  • student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

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mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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